Sunday, March 04, 2007
GUYS1. Mobile phones are the only subject on which men boast about who's got the smallest.
2. Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom.
3. Here's the secret to a happy marriage. Do what your wife tells you!
4. Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
5. Soon, after Christy were married, her husband, Paul, stopped wearing the wedding ring. "Why don't you ever wear your ring?" she asked. "It cuts off my circulation," Paul replied. "I know," she said. "It's suppose to!"
RANDOM1. The teacher asks, "If you had one dollar and you asked your father for anther, how many dollars would you have?" Vincent raised his hand and answered, "One dollar." The teacher shook her head. "You don't know your math." Vincent said, "You don't know my father."
2. "How much do you charge?"- a man asked a lawyer. "I get $50 for 3 questions,"- the lawyer answers. "That's awfully steep, isn't it?"- says the man. "Yes it is,"- replies the lawyer. "Now, what's your final question?"
3. Mrs. Willencot was very frugal. When her husband died, she asked the newspaper how much it would cost for a death notice. "Two dollars for five words." "Can I pay for just two words?" she asked, "Willencot dead." "No, there's a five word minimum." Mrs. Willencot thought a moment. "Willencot dead. Cadillac for sale." (p/s= Cadillac is a car)
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Vanessa Cheng Mei Teng is the name. She is 19 this year. Never thought she would grow up so fast. Like people say
after form 5 time passes like a pindrop on the floor. She not a girl not yet a woman. A lady I think. Her birthday is on 17 Sept 1989
so please do something. Make her happy okay..haha..She's currently studying at Inti International College. Hoping to go overseas one day when
God opens the door for her. Her heart is to study hard and be independent!
She loves to eat junks. Marsmallow, chocolates, sweets, candy canes, adn lots more.
She is crazy of tomyam and kangkung. She hates cough mixture. Better off with pills. She has 1 dad, 1 mum (of cos)and 1 sis. 1 god father,
1 godmother,3 godbrothers, 2 godsisters, 4 nieces and 1 nephew. She loves them ALL!! Her parents brought her into this world and gave her
everything she wanted that they could still afford. She is blessed to have ALL of them.Her family is an average family with ups and downs.
But they are pulling through all those war at home! Cheng family's war gets them closer each time it ends and lets one understand each other
more. Her parents introduced her to God and she very happy to be able know Him and have a B-E-A-Utiful relationship with Him.
She is happy with life and the way all things is going around. The Bible verse she loves most is "I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me"
Philippians 4:13
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